Post by Nathan Thomas Rivers on May 8, 2013 20:36:46 GMT
" sorry! we have to take a pictures of everyone who comes in.
it turned out nice, though! now, shall we get started? "
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" hi! it's so great to have you here.
care to introduce yourself? "
[Oh Well I come from the Enchanted forest and my name is well let me think oh yes Thomas Rivers however if anyone asks i really come from Storybrooke here my name is Nathan Thomas Rivers, I am in my 30s I don't really remember my exact age you see the queen used her magic to keep me young thank god don't want to get rid of these youthful looks do we. In the Enchanted Forest I am a personal bodyguard to Queen Regina Mills that's the best and the most cunning Queen in the land oh and considerably powerful and did I mention sexy. In this land though sadly I'm locked in the mental Ward all that imps fault I'd wager, you see I'm most likely one of the cleverest guards in the Queen Employ I don't get the most dangerous jobs for nothing you know.
" great! so, where are you from,
and when is your birthday? "
[ My birthday well aren't we prying a bit? I never ever give away my birthday unless you my Queen she's the only one who knows so tell you what interview, you back up bit yes that's right sit far away or your going to taste the bullets in my gun. let me tell you my real birthday is not to be known. I can tell you this though it was in summer but that's all your getting, details on someone are extremely important "gets a sadistic smile" actually its the 5th of September. Okay so you want to know about my Childhood seriously? How dull, you know this is classified information right, she wont be happy. Actually you know what I'll tell you it all. it was a normal boring summer day I was born to do bright happy people in the King's kingdom, I had what you would call normal childhood in the court yes we were court members. When i grew up i became a page boy to a knight then I became a squire to the king himself a very important job you see, I had impressed him, though to be honest that damp weak King was easy to impress though lets just say my feat was impressive. So that's how my knight career began I could tell you more but it's very secretive, let's just say I became a knight then a guard and I wound up in Queen Regina's service when she became queen I was the first to turn to her side.
" so tell me a bit about your personality.
what makes you tick? "
Bah What nonsense is this why do you even need to know this, your really starting to get on my nerves you know that, do you normally do this pry into peoples personal lives? "Fiddles with the gun" Tell you what I'll play ball and tell you a bit it should be fun. So I'm told I am quite ruthless when dealing with my enemies or any other job that needs doing give me any job and I'll do it okay not with out question but I'll do it either way I do however like to know what the job is won't mean I wont do it I just like to get all the details. See I remember "grins" rounding up a group of children for the Queen and sending them into the the blind witches house, lets just say they all got gobbled up, "chuckles darkly." I do actually have a sense of Humour when I want to have one it depends on the situation. Now I am also a pretty level headed guy I do thing sensibly and I keep myself composed on the job and at all times, I despise those who just charge in without thing or even having a plan, and while brutes have their uses they are rather dumb. I love children and get on with them rather well. My ultimate goal is to keep Regina safe and sound and see her win, I delight in death destruction and evil plots I am also considered to be very loyal and clever. Vanity yes I do admit I am vain but common with these looks who wouldn't be. I Fear? Oh okay then I fear Snakes and anything poisonous if you must know and enclosed spaces.
" wow! i feel like i know you already.
tell me what you've been up to lately. "
Well i already told you my childhood I wont g over that again it was so dull I mean seriously you don't want to hear that again do you ? No I thought not, that's very good of you very good indeed. Right you see I became a knight and got into protecting the royal household, it was a fun easy job and sooner or later I found myself being appointed the personal Royal bodyguard for Regina Mills, I actually saw he do what she did to her mother and I knew all about her training with that Imp! I said nothing I stayed loyal to her and her only she was powerful, clever and smart she had potential. I was right and soon I was the first guard to fully come to her side when she needed guards for herself. She grew in power and I did many job for her and protected her as well as finding for her a genie lamp and planting it for the king to find. She soon used her magic at my own request a gift she had called it, it was certainly a gift I've stayed this youthful for sometime now. I have stayed with her through thick and thin never leaving her side. Now I am in Storybrooke in the Mental Ward I suppose it's that imp's fault though he will pay you see there is a plot a going around soon everyone will be out and I will return to help see my Queen to victory.
" speaking of your family,
tell me about them. "
Jack and Marissa Rivers Parents dead I killed them they tried to revolt against Regina as did my brother Fredrick Rivers he's dead as well. I do consider Regina my family though.
" okay, this one's between you and me.
got any skeletons in the closet? "
You want more from me seriously? Even after all that are you just an idiot or something ? Fine but if this gets out well "makes a sign of death" well i fancy Regina mills quite a bit I mean who in this and any would would not fancy her
" okay. a little more personal..
are you seeing anyone? "
Nope no one
" well thanks for answering all the questions!
we'll get back to you, okay? "
No thank you this was delightful really "stands up and walks off before turning around and shooting the interviewer straight though the heart"
" alright, one last thing..
sign this waiver, please? "
Nathan Thomas River!
care to introduce yourself? "
[Oh Well I come from the Enchanted forest and my name is well let me think oh yes Thomas Rivers however if anyone asks i really come from Storybrooke here my name is Nathan Thomas Rivers, I am in my 30s I don't really remember my exact age you see the queen used her magic to keep me young thank god don't want to get rid of these youthful looks do we. In the Enchanted Forest I am a personal bodyguard to Queen Regina Mills that's the best and the most cunning Queen in the land oh and considerably powerful and did I mention sexy. In this land though sadly I'm locked in the mental Ward all that imps fault I'd wager, you see I'm most likely one of the cleverest guards in the Queen Employ I don't get the most dangerous jobs for nothing you know.
" great! so, where are you from,
and when is your birthday? "
[ My birthday well aren't we prying a bit? I never ever give away my birthday unless you my Queen she's the only one who knows so tell you what interview, you back up bit yes that's right sit far away or your going to taste the bullets in my gun. let me tell you my real birthday is not to be known. I can tell you this though it was in summer but that's all your getting, details on someone are extremely important "gets a sadistic smile" actually its the 5th of September. Okay so you want to know about my Childhood seriously? How dull, you know this is classified information right, she wont be happy. Actually you know what I'll tell you it all. it was a normal boring summer day I was born to do bright happy people in the King's kingdom, I had what you would call normal childhood in the court yes we were court members. When i grew up i became a page boy to a knight then I became a squire to the king himself a very important job you see, I had impressed him, though to be honest that damp weak King was easy to impress though lets just say my feat was impressive. So that's how my knight career began I could tell you more but it's very secretive, let's just say I became a knight then a guard and I wound up in Queen Regina's service when she became queen I was the first to turn to her side.
" so tell me a bit about your personality.
what makes you tick? "
Bah What nonsense is this why do you even need to know this, your really starting to get on my nerves you know that, do you normally do this pry into peoples personal lives? "Fiddles with the gun" Tell you what I'll play ball and tell you a bit it should be fun. So I'm told I am quite ruthless when dealing with my enemies or any other job that needs doing give me any job and I'll do it okay not with out question but I'll do it either way I do however like to know what the job is won't mean I wont do it I just like to get all the details. See I remember "grins" rounding up a group of children for the Queen and sending them into the the blind witches house, lets just say they all got gobbled up, "chuckles darkly." I do actually have a sense of Humour when I want to have one it depends on the situation. Now I am also a pretty level headed guy I do thing sensibly and I keep myself composed on the job and at all times, I despise those who just charge in without thing or even having a plan, and while brutes have their uses they are rather dumb. I love children and get on with them rather well. My ultimate goal is to keep Regina safe and sound and see her win, I delight in death destruction and evil plots I am also considered to be very loyal and clever. Vanity yes I do admit I am vain but common with these looks who wouldn't be. I Fear? Oh okay then I fear Snakes and anything poisonous if you must know and enclosed spaces.
" wow! i feel like i know you already.
tell me what you've been up to lately. "
Well i already told you my childhood I wont g over that again it was so dull I mean seriously you don't want to hear that again do you ? No I thought not, that's very good of you very good indeed. Right you see I became a knight and got into protecting the royal household, it was a fun easy job and sooner or later I found myself being appointed the personal Royal bodyguard for Regina Mills, I actually saw he do what she did to her mother and I knew all about her training with that Imp! I said nothing I stayed loyal to her and her only she was powerful, clever and smart she had potential. I was right and soon I was the first guard to fully come to her side when she needed guards for herself. She grew in power and I did many job for her and protected her as well as finding for her a genie lamp and planting it for the king to find. She soon used her magic at my own request a gift she had called it, it was certainly a gift I've stayed this youthful for sometime now. I have stayed with her through thick and thin never leaving her side. Now I am in Storybrooke in the Mental Ward I suppose it's that imp's fault though he will pay you see there is a plot a going around soon everyone will be out and I will return to help see my Queen to victory.
" speaking of your family,
tell me about them. "
Jack and Marissa Rivers Parents dead I killed them they tried to revolt against Regina as did my brother Fredrick Rivers he's dead as well. I do consider Regina my family though.
" okay, this one's between you and me.
got any skeletons in the closet? "
You want more from me seriously? Even after all that are you just an idiot or something ? Fine but if this gets out well "makes a sign of death" well i fancy Regina mills quite a bit I mean who in this and any would would not fancy her
" okay. a little more personal..
are you seeing anyone? "
Nope no one
" well thanks for answering all the questions!
we'll get back to you, okay? "
No thank you this was delightful really "stands up and walks off before turning around and shooting the interviewer straight though the heart"
" alright, one last thing..
sign this waiver, please? "
Nathan Thomas River!
credit to sparks from caution 2.0 !